Rapper and Music Executives

I used to work for a record company. One time a famous rapper recorded a new album and gave us the tracks. And then one of the record executives told him, “Um. These are some really great songs. But, the thing is, we were expecting you to use the n-word about 300 times on this album, the way you normally do. But you used the n-word zero times.” And the rapper said, "Hm. I knew I was forgetting something. I didn't use the n-word once? That's weird. I think maybe it’s because before I recorded the album, instead of getting high on drugs, I got high on Flintstone vitamins. I had me about three Wilmas and four Bam Bams.

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