Story About Some Guy and Also Bill Gates
This guy tries to start up a calendar company. As in, "Oh. I'm gonna print calendars and sell them." And people tell him, "What's the point? People have phones that have calendars in them. They don't need print calendars." "Yeah. But I'm gonna put together a calendar that's good. Because it'll have pictures." "People can find pictures on their phones." "Yeah. But the thing is, my calendars will have pictures of mice." So he prints 5 million calendars. And he starts selling them door-to-door. He tells people, "Hey. Do you need a calendar of mice?" And he sells all 5 million of his calendars. For $1,000 apiece. Cash. So, this guy, he has $5 billion cash." Then he wants to start hanging out with rich people. Because, you know how it is. Rich people like to be around rich people. So this guy, the calendar salesman, he goes to Bill Gates's house. He says, "Bill. I'm rich, Let's be frien